This is Mike "Maxwell" Manuel and Matthew "Todd" Prescilla and we are TEAM ADVENCHA!!!!!
Enough w/ the introduction....we'd like to tell you some specific details on what happened last friday night....mind you that this information can cause our lives to be in danger.....Ritchie "Edge" Macapinlac has already threatened to shoot Todd and Maxwell with a pellet gun if we did not write this Blog.....our lives are in danger......just as it was last friday.......
This is how it went........
We arrived there safely...Matt, Jason, Dre and I....being the rookie's of the swollen saga, we decided to arrive there early...we lifted some weights....bench pressing to be exact....maxin' to the fullest....flexin' in front of the reflection of the window....havin a good time enjoyin' ourselves....enjoyin' our beautiful bodies...when came thru the door one by one the...the..........The Team that would destroy our wonderful cleansy evening!!! First entering the ring, Randy "The GodFaTHeR" Tabada...coming in with his Sisqo impression....and yellin' out "SMOKIN" CIGARS AiNT EASY!!!"......next to enter the ring was the Tag Team Champions, Jaime Gonzales and Ritchie Macapinlac "Christian and Edge"....coming in with there Fosters Lager, they took a couple 5 second indecent pictures (with Flash Photography) of the innocent Team Advencha by-standers by getting them really intoxicated......next to come in was John "Kurt Angle" Acosta.....carrying his Golden bottles that he won at the KoKanee Olympics....'OHhhh it's it's it's TRuE!"....next, Archie "The Big ShoW" Borja, yelling with his fist in the air, forcing Todd and Dre to play Grand Turismo while intoxicating them with KaHLuA.....Cedric "Triple H" Evangelista displaying that he is "THE GAME"....giving us safe directions on our journey home......and finally the one and only team member that just chillaxed through the whole event, wanting to join team advencha (j/k), G-RaRD "Ravishing Rick Rude" Dioquino....talkin' about all those bright shining stars that he wanted to reach out and touch....as PoGI Boys sang "Come With Me".....
The Main event of the night was.... The Ride Home....."The Ladder Match" =O
We got safe safe directions home given by The Game, and the Tag Team Champions....they warned me to watch out for Road Blocks"The Right To Censor" along the way.....I did come along one of those members of the Right to Censor Team....but our quick Tag Team Effort put us in a postion to take another route......I turned along RiVER RoAd....not knowing where I was going, while in the passenger seat, Todd was aching in every way...trying to climb the ladder....luckily the road turned into Cambie and headed us in the winning direction.....we were pile driving through Alex Fraser Bridge, with little time left.....Maxwell kept encouraging his teamate Todd to not give up....for they were almost home....we came through obstacles as I (Maxwell) glanced at my side view mirror, watching my teamate vomit out my window.....I screamed in my head "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY CAR!!!!!!!".....but he and I knew better.....it symbolized victory..... the referee had to stop the match 3 times along Nordel Way, 88th Avenue, and 148th street........Todd, not knowing when to stop, kept fighting......hanging in there......as he tagged his teamate Maxwell....as Maxwell brought the match home to Victory!! We won and finally arrived at the Smack Down Hotel, where he once again, and again took out all that was left in his body....
This story is nothing to be proud of in the participants part......just some memories that we would like to remember.......what a night it was....
the true victor was Todd's dad ...he stole Todd's Fosters beer....I put it by the bushes in front of Todd's house...they're not there...his dad mowed the lawn the next day.......
THE FINAL DANCE (Pay-Per-View Event): "TODD'S REIGN": The Third Weekend October
DESTINATION: UNKNOWN
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Thanks Ritchie for giving this space on the web to display our intriguing thoughts......
Missing: Andre