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Another reason why youtube makes me cry

So this morning, I was doing my usual morning routine of emails and administrative work when I saw a post on digg about some crazed Britney fan. Who could resist?!  So I clicked.

This thing really scared me, and this as well. Not because it was a guy (girl?) crying his eyes out because everyone was making fun of Britney Spears, but because this was really the type of guy that ends up going on a murderous rampage in a sheep’s farm with a butter knife.

So dude, I feel for you but I think you need to step out of that emo tent (probably made of Britney Spears memorabilia) and get some sunshine, Sunshine.  I also want to tell you that, drugs (just in case you didn’t know) are really bad and should be avoided when watching Britney. It’s like drinking and driving, oil and water, Crips and Bloods; they just don’t mix well and in general a pretty bad idea.

… But seriously, don’t kill me, butter knives are dull and painful. Thanks!

8:46 am 4 Comments

Nominated.

I’ve been nominated for a Canadian Blog Award. I guess this is like the Canadian version of the bloggies only with less budget, old school blackbackgroundredtext design and minus the cool award shows hosted in South by South West Interactive. Ok, so what’s the prize? Nothing? I don’t even get a gift certificate to the Red Lobster? Taco Bell? How about a McDonald’s monopoly piece?

Best Humour Blog. It definitely is an honor, since someone apparently thinks I’m funny. So what should I do to whore myself out for your votes? Cause I totally will! I don’t think I can top Naked Tivo Apron man though.

Crappola! Its voting time and I’ve already missed a day! Go vote! Vote or Die as P diddy would say.

4:44 pm 8 Comments

I’m not a big fan of the number 4.

However, this post is brought to you by the number 4 and the letter ‘d’. Why? I’m not entirely sure but there you have it. Usually, when I get tagged for these memes I only find out about it once a few months go by and by that time the meme has fizzed off.

But here goes:

4 jobs you’ve had in your life

• McDonalds… I figured, I was hanging around there enough I might as well make money while pretending to be macho and gangster.
• Inventory counter… I kid you not, worst job ever. It gets even worse if you have ADHD like me. 1 toothbrush, 2 toothbrush, 3 toothbrush, 5 toothpaste, 16 condoms… I still can’t walk down the aisle of Shoppers Drug Mart without the the need to organize the products on the shelf.
• Web developer/designer… This is my current job. I enjoy it, its fun and I get to interact with a lot of smart people, some not so smart.
• Instructor… By far the most rewarding and fulfilling.

4 movies you’d watch over and over (and over) again

• Love actually
• City of God
• Sneakers
• Nausicaa Valley of the Wind 

4 places you’ve lived

• Philippines, Quezon City to be exact… Where else would my mom get her accent?
• Richmond, BC
• Vancouver, BC
• Well, I spent enough time in the Bay Area to say that I’ve lived there

4 TV shows you love to watch

I don’t really watch a lot of TV but when I do, I watch a lot of stupid things.

• 24; damn you Jack Bauer. When will you stop saving the world?!
• Bromwell High
• CSI, CSI: Miami
• Anime (Naruto, .Hack//Sign, Gundam, Inuyasha… I never got over watching cartoons)

4 Places you’ve been(/want to go) on vacation

• Puerto Vallarta
• Japan
• London
• New York

4 websites that I visit regularly

• del.icio.us/ritchierocks (the ‘blog’ tag powers the sidebar)
• Google reader
• news.yahoo.com
• wikipedia

4 of my favorite foods

• Tempura
• Steak
• Pizza
• Sinigang

4 places I’d rather be right now

• In my warm bed
• In a coffee shop with free unfiltered wifi access
• Shopping
• Under a warm blanket, couch, and good book.

4 bloggers I’m tagging

• Archie (Because he’s my buddy)
• Nelson (Because he’s wearing a bra on his head)
• Mona (She always gives interesting answers)
• Sarah (Well, because she probably needs to take her mind of things)

2:49 pm 4 Comments