In continuing with the NaNoBloMo I am continuing on with my promise of 1 quality post every day.
My wife and I have been married since Aug 16, 2008. A little more than two years and although we dated for 5 years before that, there are things that I continue to learn everyday about her.
1. My wife is obsessed with Edward. You know the thin, shiny, pasty guy from the Twilight movies. She doesn’t like Robert Pattison, actor of roles like Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. She loves Edward, but not Robert. Don’t ask, I don’t get it either.
2. My wife is crazed with Oprah. As I write this she is watching a Tivo’ed episode of Oprah saying, “I wanna watch Oprah live so bad. ZooOOOOhhhh eeeehhmmm geee (read:OMG)! I looooove her!” I’ve threatened to cancel cable and she has, in turn, threatened to withhold food from me if she can’t watch the last season of Oprah. I don’t dare because I think she is far capable of doing crazier things than that when withdrawn from Oprah.
3. Did you know that my wife is obsessed with designer bags? Yes, she carries a Gucci baby bag in one hand and a Louis Vuitton purse in the other. Please don’t steal her purses.
4. She is obsessed with the iPhone games: Godfinger and WeRule. Ngmoco :) you have robbed me of time with my wife!
5. My wife is obsessed with Amanda Bynes. Not in that creepy stalker way. She just thinks Amanda (yes, she’s apparently on a first name basis) is really funny. Therefore she makes sure that Amanda Bynes movies are always available. If Amanda Bynes was a guest on Oprah, my wife would travel to Chicago, hide herself in the set and jump out at the most opportune moment. Probably when Oprah asks Amanda what was her most profound moment in her career was (Probably Sydney White). No serious. She would.
I love my wife. Never a dull moment around her!
ps. She just turned to me and said, “Psst! I like Vampire Diaries too. I love Stephen and Damon.” I think the crazy is starting to get ahold of her. I should call the doctor / ambulance, or maybe Van Helsing.