Since this is a venting avenue, I need to to vent or I think I might just go and murder all tweenage girls.
I went with a group of friends to go watch Confessions of a Shopaholic (what can I say I’m an Isla Fisher fan). Within a span of 1 and a half hours I developed an intense hatred for tweenage girls. They kept talking and kicking the back of our chairs throughout the whole movie! We weren’t being the passive aggressive Asians either. We told them to try and be quiet (politely), we told them to shut up (not so politely), we told them that we’d ship them to an island, give them a sack of randomly selected weapons and have them fight each other for 3 days until 1 is left standing while broadcasting the whole thing as a reality show (pure evil and japanese awesomeness). We even called the old dude that manages the theaters and still no luck!
They just continued to keep talking, giggling and kicking our seats. It would’ve been a tiny bit bearable if they were intelligently critiquing the movie (ok, THAT was a long shot) but they were talking about “Dear God, what am I going to do with my spare block?” I know! Shove it up your ass and take a special needs etiquette course on “Living and Functioning in a Society 101″ or maybe go to a movie worthy of your attention span and intelligence? Let me make a suggestion: Blues Clues: The Movie
When confronted with: “Do you know you’re being rude to everyone around you?” by a few different people. They answered, “Yes, and sorry but my friend has ADHD.” I can’t believe that they had the gall to insult people with ADHD! You don’t have ADHD; what you have requires padded rooms and bibs when eating.
Natural selection is definitely not doing a good job.
I propose that the next time kids decide to do this, we immediately stop the movie, turn the lights on, hogtie them, drag them out by the hair Chris Brown/Rihanna style, call their parents, and make them refund everyone’s cash.