I hate the skytrain

As a person who values personal space and passive-aggressiveness, the skytrain is my hell. Especially since my usual train ride to downtown requires me to travel between two major stops. This usually means that during rush hour it requires that I develop a thick skin about my personal space issues suck it up and deal with it.

I usually travel with my fuck-off-I-don’t-want-to-interact-with-people headphones and my music blaring. This minimizes the interaction between passengers to the occasional “excuse me” and “I’m sorry for stepping on your foot”. Today was immensely different.

After 2 train stops, I finally get into the train somehow managing to squish my body into a free space that is equivalent to a [insertboxhere] between an overweight business man and a construction worker (who probably hasn’t known the feeling of soap today). I was settled into my space until this man who decided he wanted to play “let’s pretend its a sardine packing plant” and started shoving his body into the crowd.

*shove*

Inner Ritchie: umm no more space Mr.

*shove*

Inner Ritchie: Good lord, just give up already and wait for the next train.

*shove* <headphones fall off ohhellno!>

Ritchie: Excuse me, there really isn’t anymore  space
Man: Yes there is.

*shove*

Ritchie: <loud sigh> I really don’t think there is.
Man: Yes there is!

*Train doors start to close*

Ritchie: *shoves guy off the train while giving the finger* heh!

  • http://gunson.ca/blog gillian

    Standing in a subway train in NYC, my uncle’s partner said to me, “don’t you find this really crowded?”. I responded that since I wasn’t physically touching anyone else, or getting felt up, or being pushed around, no, no, this isn’t crowded.

    Our skytrains and buses (well, the B-lines especially) are pathetic during rush hour. It’s an embarrassment.

  • http://www.macapinlac.com Ritchie

    I completely agree. I do think though that part of the overall crappiness of the transit system are the people who think that they own it like the sardine packer.

    It’s a public system for God’s sake.

  • http://cecily.info Cecily

    I’m one of those overweight folks you see on SkyTrain (or on buses). To make things worse, I’m American, and from the South, so my concept of personal space means a body buffer zone you could build a 3000 sq. ft. property on. Being on public transportation in Vancouver is a special kind of hell if you weigh more than 116 pounds. It’s enough to make a girl want to go all stabby.

  • http://www.macapinlac.com Ritchie

    Oh Cecily, I feel for you. Simply that, I totally feel for you.

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