Alert: all UFO’s attempting to land on Earth
Dear Aliens,
Just in case you were wondering where to land when you do decide to invade Earth. Please land at your designated landing pad in St. Paul, Alberta. We, the people of earth, have taken the time to stock up the landing area with the necessities for taking over the planet or merely just for your amusement.
- The gift shop filled with rubbery alien memorabilia and inflatable UFO replicas. So you can completely understand what our vision of you is. As you can probably tell, we believe you have at minimum 8 limbs, 4 eyes, green skin, inflatable and smelling of latex.
- We have stocked the landing area with random flags of Canada’s provinces and various cities. These are the areas you shouldn’t conquer (or at least make the inhabitants pets). Canadians are nice and well tempered like labrador retrievers and maltese shih-tzu’s. The ill tempered poodles are everywhere else.
- The map on the landing pad has a “you are here” red dot. In case you wanted to confirm that you did land in St. Paul, Alberta. Remember! This was built way before GPS even came into the consumer market. It is not at all an insult to your intelligence.
In closing I’d like to thank you for taking the time to read my letter.
Best regards,
Ritchie
ps. Please ignore the two dorks awaiting your arrival.
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I think Cheryl is an alien from out of space.. they are just hiding it that a ufo already landed there.