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Dear Rogers,

Look, let me level with ya. I heard some news that Sprint is offering an unlimited everything plan for $119 a month! Now I realize that the unlimited thing isn’t a new thing down in the States; it’s been around for a while. They’ve had unlimited this and unlimited that but Sprint is apparently the first to offer unlimited everything.

Just so you know, I would gladly pay $119 a month for this unlimited everything plan. Hell, I was paying $90 for your 5MB blackberry data plan (where you charged me my first and second born child whenever I went over my limit - sorry babe)!

I’ve never had a problem with you and, for whatever reason, you never screwed with my monthly bills (unlike some of my friends). However if Telus or Bell started offering this plan, I’m taking my cellphone number and my 10+ years of service to them.

Consider yourself served! (You got served biatch!)

Honestly, who cares about video calling. The reason why I text people is cause I don’t really want to talk to them and the reason I call people is cause I don’t want to see them. Stop running your Christmas time “Look it’s a video calling phone and you can call your friends (provided they’re on the same phone and plan as you)” ads. Get off the video phone and start looking to the future.

If you really really want to be the monopoly up here in Canada, do these 3 simple steps:

1. Get an unlimited everything plan
2. Separate out your services and offer all (voice, data, email and text) components as unlimited pieces
3. Get the damn iPhone already (What the heck is the hold up? You’re so late in the game, that most people who want it probably already have it but I suppose there are those late adopters)

Thanks,

Ritchie

[via Boy Genius Report]

10:08 am