Dear Mr Timberlake…
I just finished watching Alpha Dog and was pleasantly surprised at your performance. To be honest, I thought I would never see another movie with you after I went out of my way to watch Edison. It left me wanting to scrape my eyes and ears from my body. It was that bad.
However, Alpha Dog was pretty good. I enjoyed it, but not only did I enjoy the movie as a whole you, Justin (if I may call you Justin), was very good.
There are a few things that I did notice and would like to bring to your attention. You swear… a lot. Granted the whole movie was a sailor’s wet dream and every 2nd word was either an f-bomb or a mother-something, you still have fans that look back to your bubblegum-nsync pop days as enjoyable and quite memorable (me included). It maybe that this fan base has grown and is more open to hearing you swear that, however, was just a bit too much. You don’t see Big Bird saying that he’d like to “fuck up Oscar the Grouch cause he didn’t pay for the product on time.” It just isn’t right.
You also seem to know your way around marijuana. Harvesting plants, rolling, and lighting a bong. It really did seem very real. I’m not sure as to credit your awesome acting and research or if you actually knew your way around it. But just as a note of caution (which I’m sure you know) smoking that much could really affect your trademark high voice. This would be a no-win situation for both of us (you as the singer and the bring-er of sexy back and I as the listener of ‘JT’ music and witness to your bringing of said ’sexy’ back).
So just to recap, drugs/smoking baad! Swearing (too much) also bad!
Other than those two points, I would highly recommend watching Alpha Dog to all my friends. Not just for the great performances but also for the implied 3 some with that mean girls girl that can ‘feel’ the weather with her boobs. Yay!
A JT Fan,
Ritchie
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