11 30 06

Snow is the root cause of stupidity

It just started to snow last Friday and everyone’s IQ has already dropped a few notches. My usual 15 minute drive home from work has been turned into a 1 hour 15 minute commute. The skytrain, which is usually my place to relax, has turned into a place where sweet old ladies are pulled off the train for their spot by mean spirited kids (I got revenge though, I pushed the stupid kids off the train while the doors were closing).

I really can’t stand the drivers. Let me explain it to you with a simple if-then statement.

if (Weather.conditions.isPerfect() != true) {
car.speed.reduce("15km");
}

This goes for you SUV people too! We get it, already! You’re trying to show everyone that you didn’t waste your money on your SUV investment.

12:17 am

Comments on this post
11 30 06
mel

NO!
else if (car.milespergalon()

12 11 06
Jackie

Send some to the south - I have friends begging for snow down here!! They shut the city down on a “threat” of a snow storm!

I've never been good at writing about me/site pages. It seems too much like self-promotion and being the stereotypical passive-agressive asian; I would rather walk around a crowd and into a train rather than interact with a bunch of people. I'm shy that way, which also contradicts this website that talks about me and my life. My friends and family would care to disagree though, since they've seen my crazy & loud side. More »