09 25 06

was sick… move along

I had this post sitting in draft form thinking that I had already published it. That’s how sick I was.

I’m sick. Wah wah for me! Stomach flu is never fun. I need the stomach flu just as much as I need an extra ‘esc’ key. What makes it horrible is the inability to eat. Why? Because I love to eat. Eating is comparable to listening to cherubs of angels singing your name, but since I can’t eat the angels all got herpes and died. Today, I thought I was feeling better and attempted to eat dinner. Unfortunately, I tried to eat fried garlic-flavored spam, mushroom soup and rice today. I don’t think my stomach would’ve been happy even if it was feeling ok. The toilet has been my best friend for the last 5 days. Frontwards or backwards, the toilet is uncomfortable. Someone should perform some interaction design on toilets.

2:01 pm

Comments on this post
09 30 06
B

I don’t know what is more disturbing:
That you gave all the angels herpes and caused them to die
OR
The fact that your frequent bathroom trips have highlighted flaws in the interaction design of toilets
OR
That you’re eating “fried garlic-flavored spam” *cringe*

10 01 06
Ritchie

Haha, yes starting out with a pretty disturbed mind can’t be good when you’re sick and dilusional.

10 04 06
M

psst. how are you, itch?

I've never been good at writing about me/site pages. It seems too much like self-promotion and being the stereotypical passive-agressive asian; I would rather walk around a crowd and into a train rather than interact with a bunch of people. I'm shy that way, which also contradicts this website that talks about me and my life. My friends and family would care to disagree though, since they've seen my crazy & loud side. More »