Jumpin’ ship… pr0n and dead prostitutes.
So here’s the deal. I’m officially jumping ship… figuratively. The past few weeks, I’ve been trying to research solutions to completely remove shaw from my life. It’s not that I’ve gotten really horrible service from shaw. I just want some HDTV programming without having to buy a $700 dollar digital box. If I get more channels and an HD PVR in the process then its all good. I won’t complain. I can always use 200 timeshifted channels of CTV (CTV Prince George, CTV Nunuvit, CTV St. Paul’s Alberta, CTV in-the-middle-of-nowhere… etc).
In the process, I’m also moving to ADSL from cable. I think my neighbor is downloading too much pr0n and slowing the whole neighborhood’s internet connection down. He is a bit on the shady side if you ask me. I mean, how much pr0n can you really download? * A few nights ago, I saw him coming home with a big tub of hand lotion. ** It’s simple logic, isn’t it? And thats why I’m switching to ADSL, and incidentally also, why I don’t shake my neighbor’s hand.
* note: I don’t actually know if he’s downloading “adult” content off the internet, but doesn’t it paint a funny picture?
** Tub of lotion was assumed to be inside the grocery bag. I mean, if by “tub of lotion” you mean vegetables and actual groceries. Then yes, there was a “tub of lotion” in his grocery bag… maybe even a dead prostitute.
On a complete unreleated note: I’m using feedburner now. Mostly because I need to keep track of how many people are reading this site through a feed. Please change your readers to my feedburner feed.
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errr…so what are you going to do? gonna go to satellite?
yeappers, gonna go to satellite hopefully by the end of this week and adsl the following.
Thats cool yo. Just hope it doesnt snow, rain, slet, or fog to much.
Ah, yea. Pr0n seems to be an issue in my neighbourhood as well. As I’m moving shortly, I too, am faced with a decision. Unfortunately, most of the places that I’ll be moving to will likely not allow for satellite service.
*sigh* Our options are so damned limited in Vancouver. So much for anti-monopoly regulations.
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doooooood, because of you, i’m gonna do the feedburner thang now, too. yay.
and i thought i had subscribed to your feed before, if you had one, but now that you do, i know when to check! hahahhaha.