02 14 06

Happy Schmappy Valentines day!

Obviously, I’m not bitter. This, however, is the obligatory Valentines day post.

This morning my girlfriend asked me where I wanted to have dinner (yes, I do have a girlfriend). I responded by giving a very snarky, “how about sushi take-out?” This apparently doesn’t land anywhere in the vicinity of “romantic” in any woman’s book. I guess you can’t compare a candlelit dinner, romantically overlooking the city to sushi served in a styrofoam box huh?

I suppose I have to acknowledge Valentines’ existence at some point today. So here it is, I give my Top 10 things you shouldn’t say to your girlfriend on Valentines Day.

  1. What? It’s Valentines today?
  2. McDonalds number 2 meal it is!
  3. Shhh, I’m about to roll the dice for my damage points.
  4. Phew! And here I thought it was your birthday or something.
  5. KISS is appropriate Valentines day music isn’t it?
  6. But… But Christmas was only 2 months ago.
  7. Honey, I’m pregnant.
  8. Soo… Rambo 1,2 or 3 isn’t considered romantic movie viewing?
  9. Oooh, when you said “jewelry” I heard “Starbucks gift card!”
  10. I posted about you on my blog didn’t I?

4:35 pm

Comments on this post
02 14 06
NetChick

Heh! Cute list. My favourite has to be #5!

Hope you guys have a very special day, enjoying McHappy meal #2!

02 14 06
gillian

Strangely, only #8 would turn me off completely.

02 15 06
col

hah i wouldn’t mind sushi ;)

i send cheryl my sympathies

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